Avoid visiting Paris if you can. Why? You ask. How long do you have for me to whine?
It is smelly, dirty, loud, stressful, plenty of violent areas, annoyingly crowded, and more rude people than I’d care to admit.
In reality, Paris is a just a big, modern city like any other. The romanticism fades and you get used to it.
But first! Here are the awesome things about Paris, France.
1. The Museums are Amazing
Enjoy the works of legendary artists like Monet, Rodan, Picasso and so many more. The art and culture of the city is where it shines. It’s perfect. There are so many amazing museums and architectural wonders to marvel at.
One week in the city won’t be enough to truly soak it all in. BUT…you need to have a reservation for a lot of them, once the reservations are filled, that’s it. No more. If you do manage to get in, the lines and crowds can get overwhelmingly stuffy, and there are a ton of pickpockets to watch out for.
2. The Palace of Versaille is a MUST SEE
It’s not often talked about. Versalle palace, located just outside of Paris, is simply incredible. You MUST visit this place alongside the Louvre. Words can’t describe how majestic and awesome this place is. Put it on your bucket list.
3. Possibly the Best Cheese in the World
I haven’t tasted every cheese in the world, but damn. French cheeses are too high quality for my American palatte to enjoy. My unsophisticated American tastebuds are used to deep fried Watonga cheese curds and American cheese slapped on a burger. Not proud of it, just saying.
The French are elegant and sophisticated when it comes to tasting cheeses. Other than that, the French totally suck (just kidding…but not really).
4. French Food Actually Sucks…Like What The Hell?
There. I said it. Now what?
Contrary to what you and I have been told our entire lives, French food isn’t magical or superior.
It’s actually terrible.
I mean, seriously, come on! The majority of the time you’re looking at a toasted ham and cheese on sliced bread!
I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was in Cuba. Most French foods are downright terrible. The baked goods (pastries and breads), as well as the cheeses are out of this WORLD.
But if you’re looking to eat good food in Paris, just stick to kabab, curry, and anything not from France.